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Bond is so over rated, John Wick would kick Bonds ass and then have him serve him tea.

The Bond franchise "handlers" have been overusing the online "hype machine". I don't need TWO YEARS of daily email and Google suggestions in regard to updates on "who/what/when/where/why of the next movie.


They've beaten the drum for so long it's broken. Should call it "No Time to Make the Movie, Because All our Efforts are Toward the Hype".
 

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Just released the title to the new James Bond 007 movie.
Wow, lots of haters here!
I have watched every Bond movie ever made over and over, and really liked a lot of them, some not so much. But it was a movie series like no other when it started, and i'm glad to have had it during my tender formative years.

But I love, absolutely love all of the Daniel Craig Bond movies, I don't care what anybody says, and I am eagerly waiting for the next one, and lament that it will be his last time to play the role. I'll go see it am I am sure to love it. I just hope he has a Walther of some sort in his holster, then I'll be satisfied.

So all you haters go watch John Wick, or finding Nemo, or whatever makes you happy, for crying out loud, it's a movie.
 

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What are you talking about? When I was a kid I couldn't wait for the next Bond movie to come out, but now they've been beat to death and redundant. But, we had great actors carrying the lead too back then. I personally think it's time for a black midget Bond or a homosexual drag queen Bond, let's breath some life into this dead franchise. lol
 

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Need to remake Black Sunday too.


With Dr Ruth playing the Bruce Dern role, but as a sexually frustrated/deranged blimp pilot who hates men. Instead of teaming up with a Palestinian terrorist, she works with the US Womans Soccer team, who are bitter they don't bank the $s like NFL players.


Another must see.
 

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The new "Black Sunday" remake will be scaled down. It will be a high school kid with a bad attitude towards his school, and flying a drone, with a pressure cooker taped to the underside, into the home football game.
 

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I personally think it's time for a black midget Bond or a homosexual drag queen Bond, let's breath some life into this dead franchise. lol
Nope. Have no issue with a black midget or homosexual drag queens being cast as the lead in some yet to be developed action film where they save the day and the world from doom. But... Bond is a white male secret service agent working for the British government, packing a Walther PPK, chasing bad guys from fictitious evil organizations like Spectre. If the franchise has to change the nature/sex/color of the lead to continue the franchise, then perhaps it’s time for the franchise to die. At a minimum, don’t call the movie Bond anything.
 

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Why not go retro in future movies, and put Bond into a serious, professionally written espionage film set in the 1950's, where Fleming started the whole thing? No silly shootouts (unlimited magazine capacity?), farcical outerspace romps, etc. Just real spy stuff of the time. Make Bond believable again. I'd go see it......
 

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How about a pre-quell where we find Bond as a young man finding his way to his majesties secret service after being a hit man for the royal navy or what ever make believe branch of the service he came from? I'd go see that.
 

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How about a 2.5 hr movie of Bond cleaning his Walther, Bond finger ****ing his Walther at night and playing with it while he watches TV, Bond cleaning it and polishing it, Bond going to gun shows and buying all he can find just to stock up his hidden gun room with his huge collection of Walthers fantastically displayed on the walls! Lets be honest, we only go to see him whip out his Walther for that total of 3 minutes of screen time anyway.
 

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Why not go retro in future movies, and put Bond into a serious, professionally written espionage film set in the 1950's, where Fleming started the whole thing? No silly shootouts (unlimited magazine capacity?), farcical outerspace romps, etc. Just real spy stuff of the time. Make Bond believable again. I'd go see it......
I'm guessing none of ya'll have seen any of the Daniel Craig Bond Movies? Because they are nothing like everybody is describing here. To me, finally the Bond movies have come up to the quality of production I always longed for with the Sean Connery episodes. Granted, the silly ones made with Roger Moore were almost all hideous, and those are specifically the ones I don't care much for. But the recent 4 films had some of the best, coolest, almost believable, but totally wild action scenes I've ever seen in a movie. Bring out the popcorn!

If you want to talk about ridiculous gun action, John Wick pretty much captures all that end of the spectrum. Bring out the No-Doze. Ho hum!
 

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How about a 2.5 hr movie of Bond cleaning his Walther, Bond finger ****ing his Walther at night and playing with it while he watches TV, Bond cleaning it and polishing it, Bond going to gun shows and buying all he can find just to stock up his hidden gun room with his huge collection of Walthers fantastically displayed on the walls! Lets be honest, we only go to see him whip out his Walther for that total of 3 minutes of screen time anyway.
Alrighty then...
Looks like some people bought a PPK because they saw it in a movie and now they are ashamed of themselves so they try to diminish the movie. Creepy.
 

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I'm guessing none of ya'll have seen any of the Daniel Craig Bond Movies? Because they are nothing like everybody is describing here. To me, finally the Bond movies have come up to the quality of production I always longed for with the Sean Connery episodes. Granted, the silly ones made with Roger Moore were almost all hideous, and those are specifically the ones I don't care much for. But the recent 4 films had some of the best, coolest, almost believable, but totally wild action scenes I've ever seen in a movie. Bring out the popcorn!

If you want to talk about ridiculous gun action, John Wick pretty much captures all that end of the spectrum. Bring out the No-Doze. Ho hum!
Well, actually Keanue Reeves was trained by Taran Butler, so that's actual badass gun play handling **** in his movies and not CGI as in most movies. John Wick would chew Bond up and spit em out in little pieces, but first he'd take his Walther away and shoot em just to piss em off.
 
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